Ross要去大学讲课,先跟朋友们试讲了一下,结果没有一个人喜欢他的风格。下面小编为大家整理的老友记英文对话资料,希望对大家有用!
老友记英文对话资料
Ross: Hey uh, well, today's my first lecture and I kinda wantedto try it out on you guys, do you, do you mind?
All: Oh that'd be great. Sure!
Ross: OK. “There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two distinct…”
Phoebe: Oh, this is it. This is what's gonna kill me.
Ross: “…subcategories. The first of these subcategories is…”
Joey: Uh Ross! Are there uh, are there naked chicks on that piece of paper?
Ross: No! Why?
Joey: Well, I've just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didn't have naked chicks on it.
Ross: Ohh! Okay! Okay. “There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into…”
Chandler: Why don't you open with a joke?
Ross: Open with a joke? It's a university, not a comedy club!
罗斯:嘿,今天我要去上第一节课,想跟大家试试课,你们,你们介意吗?
大家:(顿了一下,都思考了一秒钟)好啊,没问题!
罗斯:太好了。(左右张望了一下,然后直接一个字一个字地小声读着讲稿)“关于沉积物的流动率有三种主要理论,其中每一种又能被进一步分成两种截然不同的……”。
菲比:哦,就是这样了,我就是这样被杀死的。
罗斯:(继续读)“……子理论。第一种子理论是……”
乔伊:(打断罗斯)哎呀,罗斯!那,嗯,那张纸上有脱光的女孩儿吗?
罗斯:当然没有!为什么这么说?
乔伊:呃,我从来没见过谁那么认真地盯着一张没有裸女的纸看过。
罗斯:哦!好吧好吧。(重新一个词一个词地读)“关于沉积物的流动率,有三种(停下来看看乔伊)主要理论。(停下来看着钱德勒和瑞秋,瑞秋忍不住开始笑)其中每一种(看了看菲比)又能被进一步分成(看着钱德勒)……”
钱德勒:你为什么不讲个笑话来开场?
罗斯:讲笑话开场?那是个学校,又不是什么喜剧俱乐部!
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